Fagfaces: Are they plotting to takeover the world?

Fagfaces. They’re the subcateogry of HomoHomoSapiensSapiens that proubably has “the gay gene.”

Now, not every gay person has this condition. Some gay people can even blend in with the Str8 masses.

You can tell that a fagface (FF) is gay from nearly 100 yards away. Think ice-cream- scopper-boy at Cedar Pointe or male flight attendant on Northwest Airlines.

Every FF is different, though certain things about this most-precarious group are constant:

*They love tranced-up Top 40 dance remixes

*They own at least one garment from Express

*No matter how hard they try to act masculine, it just makes them look silly (imagine a 40-year-old FF wearing a Hollister tanktop, drinking a Bud Light and diva-ing it up to a Beyoncé remix).

*Body dismorphia is also part of the condition. Unlike most dysmorphics, FFs think they are much hotter than is actually the case.

FFs lately have become more prevelant, which leads us to wonder if they’re plotting to take over the world.

Do you have any pictures of hot FFs? Send them to us and we’ll add them to the flickr set! (put “FF” in the subject line)

Check out the Nobody Talks FF Flickr set for more FF pics.